"The difference between a joker from a comedian is that;
jokers are fools that makes fun of themselves while comedians make fun of the fools."
|| Full name ||
Alexander J. Reid, III
|| Nickname ||
Xander
|| Age ||
17 years old
|| Date of Birth ||
14th of February
|| Gender ||
Male
|| Sexual Orientation ||
Heterosexual
|| Nationality ||
British
|| Hometown ||
London
|| Occupation ||
Student
|| Family ||
Lord Christopher Vander Gofte Reid
(father)
Lady Cecilia Margarette Weslton James-Reid (mother; diseased)
Amelia Ophelia Harlington Von Roe-Reid
(step mother)
Edward James Alexander-Reid, 17 years old
(Step brother)
Antonette Von Roe-Reid, 7 years old
(half-sister)
Lord Alexander Jackman Reid, II
(Grandfather)
Dutches Victoria Masion Weslton-James(Grandmother)
Victor Luis Weslton James
(Uncle)
Annabelle Sophia Delton Griffin
(Aunt)
Cecil Griffin James, 27 years old
(Cousin)
Francine Roseline Quinton-James,
(Cecil's wife)
Sophia Quinton James, 4 years old
(neice)
Height:
6'1 1/2"
Weight:
160lbs
Body Build:
Muscular Lean
Eye Color:
Hazel Brown
Hair Color:
Blonde
Complexion and Skin Tone:
Fair but slightly tan
Style:
Preppy with a touch of avant garde
|| Personality ||
Xander is a charismatic bloke who has charm and grace even when under pressure. He is sensible yet when it comes to romance he can be idealistic. Xander is witty and also has a wry sense of humor. He has a tendency to make many sarcastic remarkes when there is lackness of common sense. He is blunt to a fault and disregards the persons feelings whenever he speaks the truth of the matter. He enjoys patronizing others stupidity and weaknesses. But despite Xander's ill-mannered personality, he actually a gentleman with a great personality--when he closes his mouth, that is.
Xander is unbelievably patient. There is no denying his tolerance with people who would or will try to rub him the wrong way. He will stay passive and would never strike his opponent--despite them deserving it. He is the kind of person who doesn't hold a grudge and would just leave the past behind him. Xander is also quite the observant guy, when romance is invovled he uses his kin observation to woo a fair maidens hand--which always works to his advantage.
|| Likes ||
Xander is a gamer and is often seen glued to his portable console whenever he does not feel like insulting people with his sarcastic jokes. A gagster by heart he enjoys going to comedy bars on his days off. Sometimes he'd also goes on stage to crack jokes of whoever it was he poked the other day. Xander also had this weird sense of taste whenever he drinks coffee and/or tea. He prefer his coffee sweet rather than bitter. His tea however, prefers it bitter than sweet.
|| Dislikes ||
Despite Xander being the social monkey that he is, he in truth hates people. Stupidity and the lack of common sense is what makes Xander tick and people seem to have the tendency to be both in that category. Prejudice and self-righteous people are Xander's pet peeve and would often shut himself off whenever he comes across people like these. There's basically no sense in arguing against them. Period.
|| Favorite Sayings ||
"That's why I'm here for. To deliver unpleasant news and witty one-liners."
"If you don't like a sarcastic answer then don't ask stupid questions."
|| Most Prized Possession ||
An old pocket watch
|| Languages ||
English, French, Italian, and Mandarin
(he believes it'll be the language of the future)
|| Fears and Phobias ||
Claustrophobia and fear of the dark
|| Nervous Tics ||
His right eye will twitch
|| Hobbies ||
Cooking, collecting oddly shaped rocks, insulting people
|| Skills ||
Cooking and handy crafts
|| Strengths ||
His witty/sarcastic remarks
|| Weaknesses ||
He has a soft spot for baby animals
|| Voice ||
